Another week done, and I actually have some quite humorous tales to tell you all! Don't worry, no more strippers...although they did come back last night, in a Tigger costume...MOVING ON!
Let's see...you all heard my dumb "buttercream" moment in the last post. Apparently this lapse in intelligence was a precursor for the rest of the week, because I had my fair share of more minor humiliations. Like any normal Freshman girl, I have a handful of young men that make each class a little more bearable...if you catch my drift. One in particular (a front-runner in my mind) always happens to sit semi-near me in lecture. And he also happens to be in my discussion section of 10 people. It also so happens that yesterday he sat next to me. Of course, I became instantly aware of my every movement...then the TA made a joke. It wasn't a necessarily funny joke, just one that promotes a mere "under the breath chuckle", if you will. This was my intention, but my throat decided to cough simalteanously...and out of my mouth came a wayyyy too loud, short cackle followed by a gargling in my throat. Ummm.....yeah. Did I mention that the rest of the class was silent? Now Archaeology Cutie knows me as the girl who laughs too hard and too loud at a joke that's not even funny...great.
Today something similar happened, while I was sitting next to yet another cutie in class. He leaned over and asked "Its the 26th right?" Well, I thought it was the 25th. So I told him so. After his face read a somewhat puzzled expression, the boy in front of us (who was not too bad himself) turns around, looks at us, and says "...its the 26th". Geeze! Do I have to look like an idiot in front of TWO cute guys?! Double whammie!
Yeah...its been a little rough. I wasn't the only one embaressing themself this week, though. My Art History professor made me laugh out loud. Picture a cute little old lady who has a lisp, a new york accent, and can't pronounce her "R"s. (Yeah, I don't know how I understand anything in class either). Anyways, we were looking at Greek statues of men who were all, well, nude. She asked the class, "Do you think this one is erotic?" Of course, nobody answered because we were all stifling laughs, so she follows with "Come on, is this guy sexy??" We all start cracking up, but she doesn't stop; "I think so! I mean talk about a pin-up! This one is seeeexy!" AHHH! Remember, a 90-year old saying this...so disturbing! Hilarious...but disturbing.
Phew, wellllll all I can say is TGIF!
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