Tuesday, December 4, 2012

The Other Side of the Tracks.

Christmastime is heeeeeere!  Happy December!  (a few days late)  I am slightly stressing; no, not for finals.  For the fact that I have absolutely NO Christmas presents bought or even thought up.  Unless you all want items for Forever 21...my hands are tied until I come home.  I am my grandmother's grandaughter.  (Nani, I'm talking about you).  Brianna and I spent too much time trying to figure out how to hang Christmas lights in our room.  I mean come on, how many college freshman does it take to hang Christmas lights??  Apparently 2, plus a tall guy friend.  But at least our room looks festive!  And we have a little mini Christmas tree!  Its no Euctalyptus, but it does make studying a bit more enjoyable.

Let me tell you all a little story about an experience I had yesterday.  For my last Freshman Seminar class on Poverty, we went on a field trip.  Instead of trying to organize rides amongst one another, everyone was on their own to get there.  Easy enough, I thought.  I printed out specific instructions from Google, who told me it was a quick 15 minute bike ride away.  Knowing me and my sense of direction however, I decided to leave 30 minutes early--just in case.  Off I went.  I'm biking along, following the directions and feeling myself start slipping further and further away from campus as I pedaled.  Then came the final instruction: Turn RIGHT on Colgate, LEFT on N Street.  Easy enough.  I'm biking down Colgate as I pass L St., then M, then...a dead end.  A coldasack.  No N St. in sight.  Don't panic, I think to myself.  Thanks to giving myself 30 minutes, I knew I had 10 minutes to find the place.  For whatever reason I decided to just keep biking down Colgate; however, the further I went, the more into the "ghetto" I became immersed in.  Prior to this, I didn't even know my school had one of those "other side of the tracks" areas.  But the more I biked, the sketchier it got.  At this point I feel myself getting more and more unaware of where I am or where I am going.  I decided to stop (of course, right in front of a smoke shop) and re-assess.  I looked at the map on my phone to locate N Street, and discovered I was nowhere near it.  Starting to get a little freaked, I called both of my roommates to make sure I had the address right.  Well, neither of them were home.  Great. I was officially lost in the ghetto of Cowtown.  On a bike.  Late for class.  I figured the best I could do was make a U-Turn and back track.  As I'm waiting impatiently for the crossing light to signal green, a creepy old homeless man approached me, and seeing my iPhone, questioned "Hey! Where'd you get the iPod" and told his friend I probably "popped some pills" (how he made this deduction is beyond me).  At this point I'm panicking.  I bike away as fast as I can, sweating, breathing hard and to my surprise finally see the letter "N" peeking through a branch.  Hallelujah! I think.  Now let me remind you that I have no idea what I'm looking for; the teacher told us it was a "co-housing facility", but I didn't know if this meant an apartment building or what!  I'm pedaling, pedaling and at long last I spy my professor, standing there with a little smile on his face.  "Have any trouble getting here?", he has the nerve to ask me.  Nope! None at all Dr. Weiner! (thats actually his name). I huff and puff my way inside, only to find out from my fellow classmates that they too got lost.  Why?  HE GAVE US THE WRONG ADDRESS. THE WRONG ADDRESS. Unbelievable. I had little trouble getting back afterwards (in the dark, mind you).  So went my experience into the cowtown ghetto.

So that was fun.




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