Wednesday, September 26, 2012

Mid-Week Thoughts.

After only a few days here, I have observed something quite spectacular.  Apparently I missed a memo that had to be passed around on move-in day regarding the unspoken uniform, because everyone seems to be in on it except for me. 

Boys- Is it REALLY necessary to give-in to what I call "The Tool" look?!  Come on, we aren't in high school anymore; its time to ditch the Nikes with the calf-high socks, paired with basketball shorts and bro tanks.  We all know that you're trying to convey your "gym rat" persona with your little draw string gym bags strewn over your shoulder, but you are not fooling anyone.  I dare one man on campus to wear a pair of jeans.  I DARE you!

Girls- Britney Spears hasn't been popular since we were in 3rd grade.  Therefore, I urge you to forgo the belly button Forever 21 crop-tops and booty shorts.  There is a time and place for--wait a minute, there is NEVER a time or place for short shorts underwear in public. Please and thank you.

In other news...I checked out my first Christian youth group last night!  Wasn't a fan.  It was weird.  Better luck tonight.

I'm also having withdrawals from my reality TV addiction already.  Most shows are posted a few days after, but not my beloved "Breaking Amish" or "Honey Boo Boo"...I miss me some quadruple-chinned rednecks.  Almost more than my own family.  (I kid, mother).

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